| Room Service: | Morrin. ; Roon sirbees. |
| Guest: | Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. |
| Room Service: | Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?? |
| Guest: | Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs. |
| Room Service: | Ow July den? |
| Guest: | What?? |
| Room Service: | Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd? |
| Guest: | Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please. |
| Room Service: | Ow July dee baykem? Crease? |
| Guest: | Crisp will be fine. |
| Room Service: | Hokay. An Sahn toes? |
| Guest: | What? |
| Room Service: | An toes. July Sahn toes? |
| Guest: | I don't think so. |
| Room Service: | No? Judo wan sahn toes?? |
| Guest: | I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means. |
| Room Service: | Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder? |
| Guest: | English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. |
| Room Service: | We bodder? |
| Guest: | No...just put the bodder on the side. |
| Room Service: | Wad! ? |
| Guest: | I mean butter...just put it on the side. |
| Room Service: | Copy? |
| Guest: | Excuse me? |
| Room Service: | Copy...tea...meel? |
| Guest: | Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all. |
| Room Service: | One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye?? |
| Guest: | Whatever you say. |
| Room Service: | Tenjewberrymuds. |
| Guest: | You're very welcome. |